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Monday, April 23, 2012

Reasons For Cleaning

The list of reasons for why one should clean is long and lengthy.  Here are just a few of those reasons:

A reason to scoop the litter box:
     So the dogs don't eat the kitty litter.

A reason to fold and put up clothes:
     So the cat does not vomit on the clean clothes (or play with your socks or underpants).

A reason to put food away:
     So the dogs don't steal your food.

A reason to vacuum:
     So you can walk without getting your socks covered in hair.

A reason to clean the bathtub:
     To erase the paw prints from where your cat / dog walked in the wet tub.

A reason to pick up toys / books / magazines / anything you want to keep:
     So your belongings are not eaten by the dogs.

A reason to clean the windows:
     To erase the nose smudges.

A reason to clean the car:
     To clean up the sand, mud, and hair that your dog left behind from your last outing.

A reason to clean the table:
     To wipe off the cat hair.

A reason to clean the office:
     So you only shred the documents you want to instead of having a dog shred the documents you want to keep.

A reason to clean the yard:
     So you avoid dog land mines.

A reason to clean your shoes:
     You didn't clean the yard, did you?

A reason to clean the medicine cabinet:
     So no animal gets into your medicine.

A reason to pick up your purse:
     So a dog does not pick it up first.

Happy Cleaning!!

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