Step 1: Invite a friend over for pizza. This will THE LAST DAY you will eat junk food.
Step 2: Call the husband and ask him to pick up ice cream and candy, because you're going to make milkshakes. In the absence of a husband, get them yourself.
Step 3: Consume nearly an entire pizza and a lot of chocolate before entering a sugar coma and going to bed.
Step 4: Start the day with a healthy breakfast.
Step 5: See the chocolate from the night before and decide to finish it off. There wasn't a lot left, and it's better to be rid of it so it's not tempting you.
Step 6: Immediately curse because you just ate chocolate!
Step 7: Move on with your life and begin your day.
Step 8: Eat a healthy, hearty lunch because you've been working hard.
Step 9: Catch a stomach bug with fever and chills included. Stop eating for 3.5 days because the thought of food makes you ill.
Step 10: Lose 6 pounds!
Yes, I've been sick. After Sunday I was functional, but my stomach couldn't seem to digest any food. Today I am feeling much better, and I'm starting to eat some proteins and cooked veggies. I hated that stomach bug, and I felt miserable, but it was nice to lose 6 pounds. That said, I don't recommend that diet for anyone!
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